Eddy’s story,

I awoke upside-down, with a splitting headache and a toothless chimpanzee

grinning into my face. "WTF...?"

How I had become this things next meal was beyond me. To make matters worse, I was naked and he was wearing my jeans. My precious Antique Rivet jeans.

"Hey dude, seriously, am I on TV or something?" He just looked at me and

wiggled his butt. The jeans did look rather good on him, I must admit. Perhaps I could trade the jeans for my freedom... no I'd never. They look better on me.

-Eddy

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Eddy’s story was written

by Liz Colman,

Liz is a disenchanted law student from California. Her hobbies

include explaining complex and twisted dreams that no one but herself is

interested in, ignoring reality and

responsibility, living vicariously through trashy reality TV and scrabble.

Although the study of law can be tedious and full of pompous drivel, she finds that wading through mounds of case notes and briefs gives her a very active imagination.