Tom’s story,

Fail Gloriously

I suck at sports. In fact, I fail at just about any

activity I try. My friends laugh at me, though they say it's not my fault, that it's my genes. I talked to my parents but they couldn't help me. Figures.

Apparently you can't pick your genes. Well, you can pick your jeans, so I got myself a pair of Antique Rivet jeans. Yes, I still fail at most things, but I now fail gloriously.

-Tom

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Tom’s story was written

by Justin Ferraro,

Justin is an eskimo from the future. Maybe. Probably not. He enjoys writing, drawing, and making music, usually not at the same time. He wears pants and sometimes they are jeans. Some say he's more myth than man, or perhaps more mirage than manatee.